Tuesday, January 27, 2004
Monday, January 26, 2004
Friday, January 16, 2004
the word on the street is that bobby vomit is now a father! or at least, the baby's due date is past, and unszene claims he saw the vomit truck parked in front of the midwifery yesterday. so there you have it... vomit junior has most likely been unleashed on an unsuspecting world.
i once heard bill maher say "i don't think people should be congratulated for spawning." and to some extent i agree. but that doesn't mean we can't offer our full support and sympathy to bobby and bella as they begin a huge lifestyle change! (especially bella, who really lives up to the animals within animals name by ejecting a living, breathing mammal from inside her own abdominal cavity.)
i once heard bill maher say "i don't think people should be congratulated for spawning." and to some extent i agree. but that doesn't mean we can't offer our full support and sympathy to bobby and bella as they begin a huge lifestyle change! (especially bella, who really lives up to the animals within animals name by ejecting a living, breathing mammal from inside her own abdominal cavity.)
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